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story starters
(i got a lot of asks for these, so here ya go) (…i really tried to be serious for the entire post but)
- I screwed up.
- There are three things you need to know before you read this.
- How do I tell a well-structured story when life is absolute chaos?
- I know what you came here for.
- He was an unfortunate lad.
- It came in the mail.
- A lot can happen during a lifetime.
- This is the story of how I died. Don’t worry, though! I came back.
- Once upon a time… there was humanity.
- It all started at the end.
- You ever seen those commercials where people screw up the simplest of tasks in the most idiotic fashion ever? Yeah, that’s basically what happened here.
- “Why are we here?”
- Let me just be perfectly clear that this was not my fault.
- This isn’t a good story.
- You’re here, that’s good. Now we can start.
- “You should’ve stopped when you still could.”
- It was a trap.
- It was a normal day, as long as you ignore the fact that it wasn’t.
- They didn’t warn you, my dear reader?
- Something’s trying to kill me.
- I’m not a particularly good story teller, but I’ll try my best.
- *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. No, not the vague figure you’re imagining now from the zero amount of information I’ve given you, and no, I’m not the heroic yet relatable main-character you’d expect either. I’m the one that’s currently, and quite poetically, hiding in the corner of a chicken den. Yeah, that’s the one.
choose one: fangs or pointed ears, immunity or immortality, wings or horns, greek mythology or egyptian mythology, chokers or anklets, dark red or dark green, glitter or blush, heels or boots, ripped jeans or fishnets, long nails or short nails, vampire or werewolf, oceans or forests, books or movies, phone calls or text messages, rings or studs and skirts or jeans.
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
Two-bit and Steve deserve more appreciation
rb if you agree